A giant monkey has just destroyed the city of San Francisco. This beast was first spotted walking on the golden gate bridge and causing a massive pileup. The monkey then moved on into the city and started ripping up buildings and throwing them, to no avail of the civilians running for cover.
The monkey also has an immense craving for bananas
The monkey was reported to saying “BANANAS” while smashing a grocery store in search for his treasure. Scientists fear that this monkey is just passing through San Francisco to go to Florida which produces the most bananas in the US. Pray for San Francisco.
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