Flying Tigers Attack Women in Beijing! by Sam Dirkswager

Flying Siberian Tigers escaped from a wildlife park in Beijing mauled several women to death before they even got out of their cars, reports a Chinese government-run newspaper. Ten women were brutally murdered by the rampaging beasts, which jumped straight through the open doors of the cars as soon as they were opened so the women could get out.
The attack actually occurred at the foot of the Great Wall of China, confirms the Yanqing district government. The tigers jumped down from on top of the wall, appearing to fly. Hundreds of tourists watched from the top of the wall, one even shooting a video of the attack. When the park was phoned, the woman answering said only that the park is closed due to not having recaptured the tigers yet. She also confirmed that the tigers can indeed fly, and are suspected to have escaped to America.
So wherever you go this week, especially on the West Coast, watch your back for flying tiger attacks.