INSANE SWAN ON THE LOOSE BY MADDY EVENSON

In the town of Needham Market in Suffolk an unnamed insane swan is terrorizing locals by annihilating expensive (The $20,000 kind of expensive) model boats and by beating up geese and ducks that happen to cross his path. Cliff Galsworthy, one of the victims of the rampaging swan said: “He just smashes them with his wings. He annihilates them, tries to get on top and sinks them. If you get 30-50 yards away he attacks.” One of the victims even wrote to the queen, pleading her to take action and relocate the swan. But the queen refused. So the swan continues to rampage through Needham Market. What will he do next?