Last Saturday a Bigfoot was sighted in Washington. According to witnesses it destroyed a table and made some strange baby noises that made people’s hair stand. It then beat its chest several times and ran away. According to the witnesses, Washington is known for bigfoots so this isn’t that unusual. Bigfoot is described as a large, hairy, muscular, bipedal ape-like creature, roughly 2–3 metres (6 ft 7 in–9 ft 10 in) covered in hair described as black, dark brown, or dark reddish. However this Bigfoot that was sighted was Yellow and almost 20 feet tall. According to the witnesses it weighed around 8,000 pounds. The footprints left by it were 60 inches long and 20 inches wide. It seemed like a mutant enlarged Bigfoot.
However Bigfoot proponents Grover Krantz and Geoffrey H. Bourne believed that Bigfoot could be a relic population of Gigantopithecus. According to Bourne, all Gigantopithecus fossils were found in Asia, and, as many species of animals migrated across the Bering land bridge, it is not unreasonable to assume that Gigantopithecus might have as well.
It also is clearly possible that the Bigfoot was a hoax and was imagined or it was a man inside a gigantic Gorilla costume. Although no one would be stupid enough to dress in a gigantic gorilla costume.
Bigfoot also has been sighted from the Himalayas to Japan. So they might have migrated to the U.S. or it might have been a escaped mutant Gorilla or an escaped Gorilla from the zoo.
Bigfoot witness said, "I was thrown down a cliff by Bigfoot."
The witness died before he told the rest of the story.
Oh my gosh, the end is so sad. I'm Nathan's friend from Canada. His story is great.
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