In 2000, a chicken named Awesomesauce grew to the size of the USA and had to be sent into space because of its immense size, today the chicken is reported to be around the size of the sun and should still be growing!
Awesomesauce started as a average sized chick, but continued to grow until it became the size of the USA and weighed over 100,000 lbs, by then the chicken was living in the ocean, where the farmer would bring 10 tons of bird feed.
Once the chicken reached this size, it was decided that Awesomesauce was too big to continue living on Earth. In 2000, Awesomesauce was launched into space with an air mask and plenty of chicken feed. Awesomesauce is now living between Jupiter and Saturn. Every couple years scientists sent more food and essential things to Awesomesauce.
Awesomesauce is still living and has grown to the size of the sun! Scientist think that this truly awesome chicken might continue to grow even bigger than our sun.
Our next problem is, Awesomesauce is so big, that he now has a gravity pull on everything around it. Awesomesauce might have our sun and solar system rotating around him instead of the sun!
Why didn't they just kill the chicken to stop it from growing so big. It's a hazard.
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