Yeti Sighting by Nathan Wu

The Yeti/Abominable Snowman is supposedly a creature living in the Himalayas.

The first sighting was in 1921 the second in 1925. The Yeti was seen yesterday wrecking a tourist hotel in the Himalayas. After running around for some time a brave explorer shot it with a rifle. Accidental contact with the remains caused people began to turn into Yeti’s. Scientists are calling it Mad Yeti disease. Bigfoot may also have the same type of thing as the Yeti’s, so if you see anything that looks like a yeti or big foot don’t shoot it. Also, The Yeti has a fierce personality so if you see one do this.

1. Take cover
2. Don’t move
3. If it runs at you punch it in the nose
4. Run,Run,Run
5. Carry a pistol and shoot it if you can’t do anything else
6. Don’t make it mad

Also before we leave, do the same thing with Bigfoot.