Mars has been found to have been hacking the US government, and distributing all information they find to Russia, including the records kept by the NSA of all American citizens’ phone calls and text messages, and security camera footage throughout the nation from the last 10 years. In turn, Russia is hacking Hillary Clinton’s email to support Donald Trump, who is actually half-Martian, reveals a captured Martian hacker.
“We are hoping if Martian gets as leader of America we will control,” said the alien Friday. “Then we kill rest of world.”
While the NSA has been monitoring everything you do already anyway, be aware that now Russia and Mars do as well.
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