Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Trump Convicted by Nathan Wu

 Last Saturday a dead dog was found on the Streets. After quite a bit of testing it was found out to be Trump’s dog.  In an autopsy, it was found to have eaten pieces of chocolate, cyanide and marijuana. Trump is being held under custody and is currently denying the dog found was his dog. Although he does say that his dog was missing Friday night. He says that his body was so mangled that there is no proof. Only Speculation.

His lawyer says that even if his dog did disappear and die on Friday Night. It wouldn’t have been so decayed and mangled. But one thing for certain is that the dog found and Trump’s dog are the same breed. Even though Hillary also has the same breed dog as Trump there is no proof it’s Hillary’s dog. However Cruz also could’ve killed his dog. His dog disappeared over 2 months ago.That’s long Enough for that much decomposition. Only 2 suspects remain Cruz and Trump. A third party alien, P'lod is also under investigation.

Stay tuned for the next chronicle of suspects.

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